Criticism of Obama 'Not About Race,'

Criticism of Obama 'Not About Race,' Says New Poll of White People

Foreign Birth, Resemblance to Hitler Cited

Borowitz Report, September 21, 2009

People who criticize President Obama do so for reasons that have "nothing to do with his race," a new poll of white people indicates.

According to the poll, which was conducted by the University of Minnesota's Opinion Research Institute, those who take issue with the President do so because of his "questionable birth certificate," his "love of socialism," and his "Hitler-like health plan," but "not because of race."

A significant number of Mr. Obama's critics "strongly agree" with the statement, "I don't have any problems with Obama being black, but I do have a problem with him being a socialist from Kenya who is trying to kill my grandmother."

Professor Davis Logsdon, who conducted the survey, says that the poll is "full of good news" for Mr. Obama: "It indicates that race is no longer an issue in America, but a foreign-born president trying to institute a Nazi-slash-socialist euthanasia plan is."

Elsewhere, Fox News host Glenn Beck called for stricter limits on the nation's IQ.