venerdì 1 settembre 2017

The Insane Asylum in Brussels and the Horrors That Happened There

To: Thomas Wieser, President of the Eurogroup Working Group

The Insane Asylum in Brussels and the Horrors That Happened There

Rome, September 1, 2017

Dear President,

let me set the record straight.

From the birth-place of the common sense and economics knowledge lobotomy, the institutions in Brussels are more and more becoming a junkyard for mentally disabled old people.

Is there a chance of redemption ?

I think almost everyone is terrified of insane asylums. Think of all the horror movies that have taken place in one. American Horror Story set its second (and best) season within the walls of a ‘60s asylum.
They’re scary because they force us to confront the fact that our brains can turn on us any minute and turn us into an entirely new person.

There are plenty of famous insane asylums but the Brussels-one stand tall among others because it is not yet publicly recognized as that.

By reading "Adults in the room", the last available psichiatric report on the conditions of the European burocrats, one has to put forward some common sense observation.

Take this quote from the above report by Doctor Varoufakis:

"Given that I was not willing to plunder the remaining reserves as he had suggested, I asked Wieser whether we could use this credit to meet our IMF payments for March, buying us both extra time to negotiate. ‘It sounds reasonable,’ replied Wieser, advising me to send a formal request to Jeroen, his boss, for access to that €1.2 billion. (Days later, when I did so, Jeroen referred me to the president of the Eurogroup Working Group ... Thomas Wieser! And what was Wieser’s verdict, now that he had been given the authority to decide? That what I was requesting was ‘too complicated’.)"

How we can help those poor people ? Containement is not enough. The new ECB tower headquarters hosts some of the most dangerous cases, those that are willingly destroying the European dream by their insane policies of stealing by stealth - through accounting abracadabra - most of the wealth of the European Union citizens.

How so ? The European Central Bank - who think to be the Overlord of the place, a common disease in the asylums - don't publish the cash flow statement because they don't even know how to account for money creation... And the ECB has been put in charge of the Asylum !

Three suggestions

The first suggestion that comes to mind is to ascertain if the ECB people are only insane or maybe they are part and parcel of a secretive terrorist group that want to turn European states in the same pityful condition as Greece. To ascertain any of the above, I suggest to establish the 'Insane or Terrorist Working Group' (ITWG) but, in the meantime, to cordon-off those people awaiting for the results of the ITWG study by taking care that all the communications from the ECB Tower and aliens be curtailed off just in the case they want to try to escape from the tower.

The second suggestion is to nominate an extraordinary commissioner in place of the actual plunderer in chief Mr. Draghi and give to the new man (woman, transgender, whatever) only the powers normally attribuable to a mint chief. I.e. all the gains from the Euro creation must be returned to the Treasuries of the European member states.

The third suggestion is the 'extended Brussels holiday' i.e. sending the European Commission to Maldive Islands where they will be tought economics by Varoufakis and the likes until they can distinguish the difference from creating new money and imposing more taxes to the exhausted European subjects.

In my humble opinion You should read this letter to your friends at the next sex gathering so as to see if they share my suggestion to enact the three measures above as soon as possible.

Thank you and best regards from a concerned citizen.

Marco Saba